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Joke of the Day
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"A man was at a HIV volunteer center... ...to give a motivational talk to the patients He told them they need to stay positive. Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after"
"What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA."
"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"
"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"
"During the opening Olympic ceremony I thought the Chinese uniforms looked pretty good!....And the ones worn by the Chinese team weren't too bad either!!!"
"Teacher: ""Sam what is the outside of a tree called?"" Sam: ""I don't know."" Teacher: ""Bark Sam bark."" Sam: ""Bow wow wow!"""
"Hello. I'm the guy who sleepeats thousands of spiders every year and screws up the average for everyone. Sorry for scaring you."
"So I just had sex for one dollar Talk about a real bang for your buck"
"A teacher challenged 10 of her students to come with a pun each, the whole class would get no homework if one of them made her laugh. But no pun in 10 did."