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Joke of the Day

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody."

"Why did a Hispanic man rob a train? He had loco motives!"

"Shut up, will you?"" ""Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?"

"The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me."

"[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail"

"I'm selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T's."

"I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone"

"I don't care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks I'm beautiful."

"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes!"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. My favorite joke of all time."