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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the two gladiator olives? They were pitted against each other"
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"My wife wanted me to see the world from a woman's perspective... So I stood next to the kitchen window."
"Lately I'm very optimistic about the future of my marriage... I caught my husband on Tinder, so hopefully he'll meet somebody... soon..."
"Son: Daddy, what's it like to have the most awesome son in the world ? Father: I don't know, ask your grandfather."
"Whole foods? More like whole paycheck."
"What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards."
"I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don't. So, from now on I'm only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen."
"How does a pirate greet a sea monster? What's Kraken?"
"What's black and white and goes on eight wheels? A nun on roller skates. - kills self"
"COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's"