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Joke of the Day

"My friend and his girlfriend are looking for a girl to have a three-way with... I told him to find someone whose parents are divorced. You want to find a girl who is comfortable ruining relationships."

"If you put your ear up to a vagina... you can smell the ocean."

"-Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple."

"""I like to get off on the right foot."" ""Wow. That's a VERY specific fetish."""

"People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones."

"Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris? Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh."

"2 Scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H20 and the other asks for H20 too. The other scientist dies."

"George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla... The White House should be the name of the monkey exhibit at the Washington DC Zoo!"

"I'm going to a trial in Great Sept of Baelor today, AMA. Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"What's a sheep's favourite band? Ewe 2"