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Joke of the Day

"What's a Henway? Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now."

"Yo mama so fat. . . I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas. Edit: TIL Reddit has very strong feelings about my mother."

"How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented"

"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""

"Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill."

"Why couldn't the chord get into the bar? She was A minor."

"A pharmaceutical truck full of Viagra was stolen today. The police said to be on the lookout for hardened criminals"

"So, my wife makes moonshine.... ...but I love her still."

"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"

"Just go ahead and put ""She always had to pee"" on my tombstone, because that's how everyone's going to remember me."