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Joke of the Day
"What's a Henway? Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now."
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"People joke about Bieber Fever. Don't. Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my father."
"Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free."
"I'm waiting for the next generation iPad to come out. Y'know, one more compact, about the size of my iPhone. Wait."
"I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat... She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not."
"What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
"I'm so good at cutting things into little pieces and showing them who's boss I **decimate** tests."
"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"
"Italy changes law to make all markets give unsold food to super needy keep it going"
"Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever."