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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a snake that studies past events? a *HISS*torian"
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"What do you call a pig that does karate? Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop."
"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."
"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."
"I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway."
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal."
"I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison"
"Failed my biology test today They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."
"Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!"" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*"
"I would like to apologize to all my American Friends for the Power Blackout in India. Electricity is now restored and your Customer Service & Tech Support is now up & running."