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Joke of the Day
"I'm Mexican and my teacher asked me to turn in my essay. But I ain't no snitch."
Next Joke
"My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it's going to get our kids into Harvard."
"Rejecting someone by saying ""you deserve someone better"" is a fun way to let a person know you'd rather insult yourself than to date them."
"I have accepted ""Jesus Christ!"" as my personal exclamation."
"What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? The cheese and crust."
"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"
"A guy walked into a bar... He said ow."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. And one was As-salted."
"Class action lawsuits are like lottery tickets for people who complain a lot."
"GF told me she wanted to write her ""biography"" & I said ""autobiography"" & now there's a chapter where I sleep at my place."