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Joke of the Day

"I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs I mean most of our computers are labelled ""Intel"""

"If I Cuold Time Travel I wouldn't have dropped out of school"

"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."

"""A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."""

"What does a sign on a out-of-business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."

"I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?"

"Ever since I downloaded AdBlock on my computer... All the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."

"Chuck Norris died yesterday. He's fine today."

"What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom? The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2."

"*throws up gang signs* ""Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."""