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Joke of the Day
"I've just started a band. We're called 1023MB. We haven't got a gig yet."
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"Confucius say, ""woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down."" It's true. Do the math."
"PLOT TWIST: MARIJUANA is the drug against wars."
"In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life."
"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."
"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"
"Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying ""ugh, please, this old thing."""
"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."
"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"
"A gay guy just called me an asshole... Does that mean he likes me?"