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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !"
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"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"
"I hate forensic TV shows like CSI. I know for a fact that they are completely unrealistic... I mean come on, women detectives?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"Just popped in to say I'm considering switching to Depends. I'm not having a problem, but new underpants everyday!"
"My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams ""Hit the Blakes"" & I'm like ""I can't be that selective"""
"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"
"Modern fast food has a ""fuck you"" attitude that I relate to on a deeply personal level."
"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"
"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"