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Joke of the Day
"Man On Bus Asked Me, ""Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?"" I Just Found Out I Have Cancer..."
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"Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 99 cents, deer nuts are just under a buck !"
"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"
"You've got a face even an Instagram filter couldn't fix."
"I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he hasnt upgraded his computer to Windows 10.. He said ""I still love Vista baby!"""
"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."
"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."
"My girlfriend asked me if I had a secret pet name for her. Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm whale' was not an appropriate answer."
"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."