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Joke of the Day
"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."
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"Past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."
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"Why do women wear bras anyway? If you need something to hold your boobs, men are here."
"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"
"My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, ""Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart."" She tagged my sister."
"The meanest man in the world Is the Warden who put a tack on the electric chair."