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Joke of the Day
"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."
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"How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any"
"What doesn't kill you might come back to finish the job off so keep your wits about you."
"Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float. One says,""It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."" The other replies, ""What makes you think I'm not?"""
"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"
"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."
"I can't believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM... ...thank god I was already up playing the bagpipes."
"My favorite genre of rap is bragging about all the murders you committed then complaining the cops pull you over for no reason."
"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"
"Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders."