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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 99 cents, deer nuts are just under a buck !"

"The man who invented anagrams has died. May he erect a penis."

"My joke Did you hear about the procrastinator telling a joke. Answer. I,l tell you later."

"I'm always a little suspicious of women who say that they don't ""remember things"""

"The angry moment when you plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your charger wasn't plugged in."

"Watching an episode of Star Trek (original series) and my 8 year old says the uniforms remind her of The Wiggles. I can't unsee it now"

"All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ... are really crossing the line... too soon?"

"So this dude is like, ""Where are you going with all that Element 83?"" and I was like ""None of your bismuth"""

"To all new iPad owners. When you masturbate in front of your new device, make sure to put some porn on its screen to avoid embarrassment."

"How do you make a hormone? ... Don't pay her."