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Joke of the Day

"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"

"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"

"I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""

"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"

"What is yellow and smells like red paint? Yellow paint."

"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? a drummer ..."

"She told me to give her 10 inches, and make it hurt... ... so I gave it to her three times, and punched her in the nose."

"What do cigarettes and pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the more flavor you get."

"What's good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"

"What language do eagles program in? [C#](https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/in_canada_we_have_some_nice_falcons/cx8608n)"