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Joke of the Day

"I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he hasnt upgraded his computer to Windows 10.. He said ""I still love Vista baby!"""

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head is so far away from it's body."

"Why did Sandra fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sandra."

"One man's sprinkler is another man's bidet"

"[buys plastic lightsabers for the kids] 5-year-old daughter: Mine is broken. Me: What's wrong with it? 5: It doesn't even cut off arms."

"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."

"What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? they can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Hey, bud. Who's Charles Foster Kane's favourite character in Titanic, bud? It's Rose, bud."

"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked."

"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"