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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."

"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."

"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."

"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"

"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."

"I can't even I feel the phrase ""I can't even"" is rather odd."

"What drink did Hitler absolutely hate the taste of? Juice."

"Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks"

"Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks."

"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"