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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a bassist? Santa Claus has gifts"

"My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra...."

"So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience."

"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"

"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"

"DR DOG: *applying a cast to a broken bone* Are you sure you don't just want me to cut it off?"

"10 indications YOU'RE the retarded FB friend ^"

"Challenge Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted. Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed"

"Did you know? If you stand under the moonlight and say the name of your true love 3 times, you'll look really stupid."