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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"
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"We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone"
"People who like trance music are very persistent They don't techno for an answer."
"I invited Alan over for dinner. ""Alan Jacobs? Or Alan who thinks he's Captain America?"" *a badly painted bin lid smashes through the window*"
"I got drunk and woke up in the gutter. This is my sewer side note."
"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"
"""Its not you. Its me."" ~ twins going through a photo album"
"I was nervous leaving my ex in the backyard with my wife. I'll put a patio on them later."
"Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement."
"What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest."