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Joke of the Day

"How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb? none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh"

"My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis I said maybe.."

"Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after."

"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."

"Birds that have mating rituals... I bet they just wing it."

"Two guys stole a calendar and divided it equally, but they got caught. They each got six months."

"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.. But I couldn't find a manual."

"My ""it's cold outside"" post just went viral on Facebook."

"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"

"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."