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"What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog? A cunt."
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"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."
"(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are... I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman."
"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."
"[wife answering phone] Gary, it's 3am! Where are you? ""I don't have time for questions, but if you ever wanted a peacock tell me now!"""
"Q: What do you have with Dick Cheney, Dick Morris, and Dick Nixon in the same room? NSFW A: Way too much cock and bull."
"What's in a name? Boy asks a girl: Is your name WiFi? Girl: No, why? Boy: Because I am feeling a connection."
"What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."
"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"
"[moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER."