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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny! >:("
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"I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top.. ..but I give him props!"
"What do you call an Italian Yeti? A Spaghyeti!"
"Chuck Norris doesn't say ""who's your daddy"", because he knows the answer."
"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."
"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"
"Parents that tell u ""it's just a little noise"" when their kid cries on a train are the same ones who knock on ur door when the music is loud"
"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."
"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"
"What did they egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard. I just got laid."