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Joke of the Day
"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"
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"Drunk people are the only honest ones left."
"write your suicide note in frosting on a cake so no one can eat it and people will still hate you even though you are dead"
"Did you hear about the deadly fire at the ice cream parlour? Hundreds and thousands were lost"
"Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years."
"I've seen so many Adam Sandler films... it's not even funny."
"4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup."
"How hard is it to find cigarettes? Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them."
"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""