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Joke of the Day

"What did they egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard. I just got laid."

"So a black kid asks his dad..."

"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""

"The CEO of Comcast dies and goes to heaven..."

"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"

"I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing"

"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"

"Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are just dying to get in!"

"Why couldn't the chord get into the bar? She was A minor."

"Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)"