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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top.. ..but I give him props!"
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"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."
"Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint? It was a Free Radical."
"Calling your girlfriend Dumbledore.. ..cause she's the real head master"
"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"
"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"
"My wife nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge. I'm a little confused. Has anyone else been asked to hold a toaster at the same time?"
"How do al-Qaeda like their toast? Bean-laden"
"Did some Doomsday Prepping today Have enough food for 71 minutes"
"What is Wilford Brimley's favorite band? The Beatis."