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Joke of the Day

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. I don't know what they did up there, but they came back with a daughter."

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"Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected. It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone."
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"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram"