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Joke of the Day

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. I don't know what they did up there, but they came back with a daughter."

"Moses was the first hippie. He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good."

"What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right?"

"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"

"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"

"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"

"I asked this woman if shed join the membership gnomesayin"

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They certainly do"

"Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models? Nobody, he had no one to look up to."

"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"