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Joke of the Day

"Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff BADUMTSSSS"

"The leading cause of depression is reality."

"Why is Santa's sack so big??? Well, he only cums once a year..."

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."

"I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man anymore after what he said to me... ""You're fired!"""

"The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am."

"Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)"

"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""