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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart.."

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"I wanted to make a joke about a rapper I ended up making a Big Pun"

"Elephants Did you know an elephant's sexual organs are in its feet? if they step you, you're fucked!"

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"Today, I cleaned the house. It was awesome. My favorite part was finding things I didn't remember having. Like where'd these kids come from?"

"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."

"Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler."

"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."