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Joke of the Day

"What did the spice say during climax? I'm cumin! I'm cumin!"

"I've never actually finished the song ""Rock Your Body"" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end."

"How can you tell if your wife has been screwing all your friends? All their dicks taste just like her twat."

"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"

"I couldn't believe it when my wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with The Monkees... Then I saw her face"

"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."

"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"

"I just read a list of ""100 things to do before you die."" I'm surprised ""yell for help"" didn't make the list."

"What's green and has wheels? The grass. I lied about the wheels."

"(Showing off new car) Father-in-law: Looks good, what engine has it got? Me: *ultra confident* a grey & black one"