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Joke of the Day

"What did the spice say during climax? I'm cumin! I'm cumin!"

"What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory? HysterISIS"

"Want to take the wind out of my sails? Walk past my table at the restaurant with what I thought was my meal."

"Puberty doesn't hit asians Their parents do."

"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my fucking eye out."

"I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches ...but I quit cold turkey"

"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."

"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."

"Being a chemist, I feel pleasure to announce that I've just Synthesised CPH4(lucy drug). I wish I could post it in r/worldnews."

"I generally avoid confrontation, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let this serving size suggestion tell me how to live my life."