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Joke of the Day
"Penguins are scientist by nature... They always have to improve their slides !"
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"What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital? When you ask the patients ""what's the problem?"" They'll say ""nothing"""
"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"
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"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"
"I don't get why everybody hates on ISIS.... Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!"
"They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'"
"If I'd had a nickel for every time I've been financially irresponsible... I'd probably still be in debt right now."
"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"
"My Grandpa once said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."