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Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa once said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"

"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."

"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"

"Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear? *(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim..."

"Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall."

"What two words result in the most marriages? Screw it. EDIT: u/Zui_Quan has a better answer lol"

"The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or..."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"