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Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa once said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"I met a Mexican with two dicks He called one Jose and the other Hose B"

"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"

"Alabama changed the legal drinking age to 33. They're trying to keep it out of high schools."

"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"

"Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably your bike..."

"At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what"

"A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? A cop"

"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."

"I think my wife is suffering from Bulimic Amnesia She keeps eating and eating and eating, and then forgetting to throw up"