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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"

"Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas."

"I found Jesus the other day....... and if no one claims him within 30 days, by gosh, I am going to keep him!"

"How many ADHD sufferers does it take to... To get to the other si-- Knock knock."

"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."

"The hardest thing about being a Pink Floyd fan... ...is watching a vegetarian eat pudding."

"My girlfriend told me pissing during sex prevents pregnancy... She was right! She isn't pregnant, just pissed and wet!"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather Not screaming in terror like his passengers"

"I'm being managed by Don King again"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."