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Joke of the Day

"GOD: look what I created [points to clouds] ANGEL: what am I lookin at? GOD: Is it a bunny? A man face? It's up to you! ANGEL: are you high?"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes... *WHACK*...""Dang it!"" And the other goes... ""Dang it!""...*WHACK*"

"Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend? She refused to swallow animal by-products."

"Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next."

"Two ships crashed in the night one ship was carrying red paint the other blue The survivors were marooned"

"How did cell embarrass vegeta? He put a hole in his trunks."

"I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."

"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."

"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"

"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."