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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because HE is the one who knocks."
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"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."
"Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."
"Who the hell called it 69ing... Instead of cuddlingus."
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"Two guys were competing to see who could masturbate into menswear the fastest... in the end it didn't matter, they both came in a tie."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office with nothing but saran wrap on. Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
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"What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli."