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Joke of the Day

"Who the hell called it 69ing... Instead of cuddlingus."

"What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance."

"Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut... because he is a legume."

"there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now"

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment."

"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."

"A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator .. and then Barack says to the other guy ""Always liked you most in The Cosby Show""."

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"

"DOCTOR: Push again, the baby is- MOTHER: IS SOMETHING WRONG? DOCTOR: [holding phone] No, I just caught a Jigglypuff up in there."