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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli."
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"I was in a bank yesterday and all the money just floated out the door by itself. It was a polterheist."
"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"
"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"
"In Soviet Russia... ...bar raise you!"
"With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent. That's how I poll."
"I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead"
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"My bread factory burned down. Now my business is toast."
"I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma."