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Joke of the Day

"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."

"In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific. For instance, it's okay to say ""I love kids"" but it's frowned upon to say ""I love 12 year olds."""

"Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!"

"What's a dick's favorite song? You're so vein."

"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."

"Just once I'd like someone to call me ""ma'am"" without having to add ""you need to calm down or we're going to have to ask you to leave"""

"Why do Call of Duty players hate Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh come on, the man is a stupid camping hardscoper!"

"If a bro works out but doesn't see himself in a mirror, does the bro really work out?"

"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."

"Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!"