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Joke of the Day
"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"
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"How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually screw it in, and one to hold the ~~penis.~~ Edit: Ladder. One to hold the ladder."