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Joke of the Day

"What's more horrifying than finding a stack of dad's playboys in the basement? Realising one of them's still breathing."

"Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did."

"Giving me a Milkbone after sex does not make it doggy style"

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."

"Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife? Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her"

"Today I called the rape help line... But apparently it's just meant for the victims."

"Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children."

"I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean. Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree."

"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."

"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."