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Joke of the Day
"What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike."
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"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 She's a solid 10 but also imaginary"
"What did Jaws call his solo banking firm? Loan shark."
"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"
"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"
"Why are Fiat cars named as such? Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor."
"sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours"
"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."
"When I drink alcohol... Everyone says that I'm alcoholic But When I drink Fanta... No one says I'm fantastic."