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Joke of the Day

"When I drink alcohol... Everyone says that I'm alcoholic But When I drink Fanta... No one says I'm fantastic."

"I was sitting there... A lady walked into the bar I asked her ""Did it hurt?"""

"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."

"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."

"Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!"

"What do you call a cannibal that only eats Marxists? . . . a proletarian."

"I always cry after sex. God, I fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!"

"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."

"Where did Mary go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""