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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 She's a solid 10 but also imaginary"
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"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"
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"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."
"My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."
"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."
"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"
"In the toy shop in my area, packet balloons cost $0.10 each, but $10 when filled with air? God damn inflation."