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Joke of the Day

"sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours"

"What's the definition of ""Macho Man"" A guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk."

"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."

"Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out ""aha grandmother, so that's how you died!""."

"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."

"Cashier's playing dumb cause I said ""venti"" at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got."

"I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you."

"Where do Dutch sheep go at night? TO SHLEEP! :D"

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee?!?!"

"What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie? The Blair...Which project? [Made my roomie laugh at least]"