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Joke of the Day
"What did Jaws call his solo banking firm? Loan shark."
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"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."
"What is a Viking's favorite music? Ragnarock"
"[drug test] WEED: what did you get for #15? HEROIN: the teacher said not to share answers. COCAINE: done LSD: this paper tastes like crab"
"Living well isn't the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge."
"Nothing sucks worse... than a shitty vacuum cleaner"
"A hipster's favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it"
"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."
"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."