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Joke of the Day

"A Maritimer in a bar once asked me if I had ever tried Moosehead. I said ""No, but I've had some pretty grizzly pussy in my day."""

"Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!"

"Every now and then I like to do a complete check of my financial situation. Yep, still nothing'."

"What was the first treacherous thing said? Adam you gotta try this!"

"What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world? nothing"

"Spell ""pound"" in two letters. Lb."

"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."

"Did you see the fantastic four? Human torch played by uncle ruckus."

"My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, ""I've always wanted to get a manatee."" I said, ""That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."""

"What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator? A huge mess."