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Joke of the Day

"Spell ""pound"" in two letters. Lb."

"If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as ""bro."""

"ok so, imagine star wars but instead of space it's brooklyn n uh instead of cool space guys, it's lena dunham complaining about stuff"

"My son said he didn't think Seinfeld was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz"

"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."

"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"

"My Chinese friend died today... So Yung"

"I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'"

"My Wife does this cute thing where she says that ""actions speak louder than words"" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding."

"They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called ""Drag Races""."