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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!"

"Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow."

"Two silkworms are are racing each other... And they ended up in a tie."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense."

"My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea... runs in the family"

"Finish this thought A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find..."

"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."

"So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby... My name, address and telephone number."

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"How British is Adele ? She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is ."