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Joke of the Day
"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"
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"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."
"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "
"A man went to the doctors... He said ""Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"" The doctor had him sectioned and detained under the Mental Health Act"
"I always say no to drugs. But, if they ever start deep frying them, I'm in big trouble."
"A Muslim, a black guy, a horse, a pirate, a gay, a chicken and a rabbi all walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"
"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"
"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"
"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."