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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"

"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"

"I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius."

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""

"I was about to tell you a bank joke But I lost all interest."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? (NSFW) You can't marmalade your dick into your girlfriends ass"

"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."

"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"

"When I get naked in the bathroom the shower usually gets turned on."

"[holding an acorn] ""do you still love me?"" Wife yells outside- ""that's not even the same squirrel as yesterday!"" ""Shaddup you!"""