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Joke of the Day

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "

"My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings."

"What did Caesar say when was in agreement? I came. I saw. I concurred."

"Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase... ...so I could unzip your genes."

"Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn't make a funny, cat-shaped hole. Not even close."

"Q: How do you make any watch a stopwatch? A: Don't wind it."

"A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away...."

"I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade"

"Damn girl, is your dad in jail? Cuz if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."

"Any ideas for 'insults' that have no right answer? For example: did you get caught beating off in the corner? Love these types of jokes but can only think of a couple right now. Thanks!"