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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""

"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."

"I hear you are what you eat Must be why I'm such a child"

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"

"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"

"The only thing I know about women is that they have lots of feelings and they're not afraid to tell you about each and every one of them."

"Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant."

"What did Jesus say to the Eskimos? Many are cold, but few are frozen."

"Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? They can't handle the triggers."