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Joke of the Day

"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"

"What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats"

"Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming by."

"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"

"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."

"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"

"People who eat ass have a shitty taste in sex"

"Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!"

"I only date Chinese women... They are used to seeing tons of red flags"

"What's black and white and red all over? A bioracial double homocide."